THE VETTING PROCESS

1. The Petition: Complete the comprehensive intake form below. Accuracy and honesty are mandatory.

2. The Processing Tribute: A non-refundable $50 Processing Fee is required to submit your application for review.

3. The Review: Mistress Elena personally reviews all petitions. This process takes 24–48 hours.

4. The Verdict: You will receive a "Granted" or "Denied" notification via your provided contact method.

NOTICE: The $50 Processing Fee is a tribute to My time and the resources of the System. It is 100% non-refundable, regardless of whether your petition is accepted or denied. If you are not prepared to lose this amount to prove your intent, do not proceed.

Accessing the Mistress My time is my most precious commodity. You may petition for my attention during the following windows:

• The Weekday Grind: Tue–Fri | 7 PM – 11 PM

• The Weekend Session: Sat | 1 PM – 6 PM